Jake's Supports

Forrest / Anna

Forrest

C Support
Jake, may I ask you for some advice? Forrest
Well, sure thing, Sir Forrest! What's troubling ya? Jake
I... well... This is embarrassing, but... How do you... court a woman? Forrest
Is that all? No need to be so shy about it! So, who's the lucky lady? Jake
Th-That is irrelevant, isn't it? Forrest
I mean, if I have an idea who the girl is, I could give ya better advice. Jake
I would feel more comfortable if you gave me more general advice, then. Forrest
If you say so. So, first thing's first. You gotta get on this girl's good side. Listen to her problems, do little things for her, stuff like that. Jake
I do a lot of that already. Forrest
There we go! You're already ahead of the game here. From there, you drop subtle hints that you like her. Key word here: SUBTLE. Speaking from personal experience. Jake
But, it still worked, correct? You and Anna- Forrest
There were other girls before Anna. So many other girls... Jake
... Ah. Forrest
But yeah, subtlety is your best friend. Don't forget it! Jake
I apologize, Jake, but subtlety has not made any noticeable difference. Forrest
Huh, really? If that's the case, then might as well just be upfront with her! Jake
N-No! That is not an option. Forrest
Alright, alright. I think I see what the problem is. Sir Forrest, what you need is to work on your confidence! Jake
My confidence? Forrest
Yup! Once we get that confidence up, you can get your girl, guaranteed! Jake
I suppose we can try that. Forrest
Great! I'm gonna brainstorm some ideas for confidence boosters. I'll check back in with ya later. Jake
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Anna

S Support
Jake, there's something really important you need to know. Anna
Huh, if you're saying it like that, it's gotta be real serious. Jake
Just please promise me you won't freak out when I tell you. Anna
Aw, come on already! Just say it! You're making me worry here. Jake
Alright, here goes... Jake, I... You're going to be a father. Anna
I... What?? Jake
You're gonna be a father, Jake! I'm pregnant! Anna
No, no, I get that! It's just... When? How?? I mean, I know HOW. But when did this happen? All this time, we've been too busy to do anything. Jake
Remember that one night before we got roped into this adventure? That one night when we had you in a- Anna
Ohhhhhhh. Yeah, that checks out. But, wow. Me, a father... That's... wow. I just wish I knew about this sooner. Jake
And have you fretting over your girlfriend this entire time? No way! Anna
I guess that's true... Jake
And there's still not a thing to worry about now. I've been taking care of myself just fine. We're gonna have a family, Jake. I'll make sure of it. Anna
Right! And don't forget I'm gonna be here every step of the way too! Jake
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